Guilty as Charged

Confession time. I admit it. I am slightly obessessed. If you know me well, then you will know how much I love Top Gear. If you have read my first edition of ranting about teenagers, then you will know that I love Top Gear. If not, then in case you haven't already realised, I love Top Gear.

If you don't watch Top Gear, or you just don't like Jeremy Clarkson, please don't stop reading. My mission in life is to get everyone watching Top Gear, so that it never goes off air. If you are thinking, "I don't like cars. I don't care about them.", don't worry, it is not really a car show, it is simply (to quote Clarkson) "three middle aged men falling over, while a car power slides in the background". IF you don't know what a power slide is, research it. If you don't believe me, watch it. It's very true.

Despite controversy on my methods of making people watch Top Gear, i.e. tying them up in front of the tv and pinning their eyes open (I am kidding by the way...). I have managed to turn quite a few people to, what the non-believers call, the dark side, without tying them up...what no I said I was joking about that... Rephrase, without being democratic about it...that's a bit better...I suppose.

Anyway! Back on track again. Lost my train of thought now. Oh yeah, I remember. If you don't like a certain Mr Clarkson, have no fear about him. He maybe a tad extravagant at times, and not the best role model in the world, but at times he is absolutely HILARIOUS. If you find the short bloke irritating on Total Wipeout, and don't watch Top Gear because he is not funny at times on TW, he is funny of Top Gear, because it is more natural.

If you find James May annoying. Get off my blog. There is no way you can find this man annoying. He is absolutely hilarious, with his dry sense of humour and bad fashion sense and hair. He is so different from the other two, but there is no way Top Gear could have been a success without him, people would have been driven absolutely mad with just the other two.

In short I encourage to watch Top Gear, if you need better reasons than it is absolutely hilarious. I suggest you go and see a councillor.